Okay, hang on, no.
I’ve just been informed that my teleprompter has been sabotaged. Disregard everything I just said.
(Not sure if this was an intentional reference or not, but once I saw this post, I just HAD to respond!)
(Bonus: Attempt at Style Mimicry!)
(As a matter of fact, yes, this was an intentional reference. I’m glad you noticed it.)
Adventurer, teller of tall tales and a functional household electrical appliance? It’s small wonder Scootoaster is my WEDNESDAY valentine!
You can fill my slots any day. I’ll put extra effort in holding back, getting the bread as hot as possible, and then releasing my spring at the last moment.
Also, you organics are all disgusting. I’m a toaster.
We are not responsible for any negative impact that using these cards may have on your relationship. Really though. You must be really stupid to use these.