askthenightguards:

I would highly suggest against a foolhardy initiative, lambda-dusk(NSFW Mod blog). Canterlot Castle’s cantankerous chef(NSFW? art blog) has quite an arsenal with which to protect her kitchen. No, Mortuus(SFW? art blog), its twin is still missing, but it will have company. Zearou(NSFW mod blog)’s donation, gracefully offered by Lieutenant Merriweather(SFW art blog), is also here. Do not worry, Miss Prize (dead art blog), the appliance survived (art blog), as the flat side of the blade was used.

(( It’s Sweet Cream Mod’s birthday today. Happy birthday, Creamu!(NSFW? art blog)(mod blog) ))

Get me an attorney, an attorney named Murray!

I’m gonna shout it again.

Do not shout it again.

cytwex:

Featuring Scootoaster and LunaAD’sToaster.

-Cytwex’s Lair Vice theme-

THIS TINY SUITCASE WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE. I HAD TO GET IT CUSTOM-MADE! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

THIS MUSTACHE IS GLUED ON!!

This blog has recieved a cease and desist for copyright infringement from both Hyperion Pictures, copyright holder of the Brave Little Toaster, as well as Hasbro, copyright holder of the My Little Pony franchise. Because of this, this blog will now be shut down. Thank you for your understanding.

Housebro, here I come.

Oh, just put me back in the bin…

Now just to find a way to get where I need to be. You know. Because of the whole no legs thing. Whatever, I’ll handle it.

I’m not defective.

2000 followers… I can’t begin to put into words how awesome that is.

Just… thank you. Thank you all.

Videogames are distracting.